The following exchange took place as I was gathering my things for a quick trip to the grocery. . . . .
Me: Anything you need from the store?
Hubby: Huh? What? *looks up from computer* Nothing I can think of. Like what?
Me: Oh, you know, like whipped cream? *smooch* *smooch*
Hubby: Oooooh. . . .
Me: Chocolate sauce? *smooch* *smooch*
Hubby: Yeah. . . .
Me: Fruit roll ups? *smooch* *smooch*
Hubby: Wait. What? *reaches for glass of water*
Me: Well, those edible underwear are just so darn expensive, I thought we could just make some ourselves!
Hubby: *stream of water shoots out his nose and across the room* *sputtering, followed by hysterical laughter*
And since I tend not to make idle promises. . . . . .
You know, fruit roll ups are surprisingly easy to work with! I just cut it out with a paring knife. Ta da!!! This is going in his lunch tomorrow ;)